JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( and riddles)

                      Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Have you ever been in that mood where only a joke can cheer you up? Well here are some jokes you can tell to your friends:

                            Knock, Knock.
                                                          Who's there?
                           George Washington.
                                                               George Washington who?
                         
You don't know who George Washington is?


                                      Q. What did one hot dog say to the other?
                                      A. I don't just like being eaten, I relish it


                                     Q. What keeps coming but never arrives?  (this is a riddle)
                                     A. Tomorrow!
                                               
                                    Q. What state serves the worst breakfast
                                    A. Mush-again


                         One last thing: I'm going to try post a new joke every two weeks so these ones don't get old. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!